Limerick

My friend D, whom I've known since seventh grade, composed this limerick for me out of nowhere:

nelly is secretly asian
with freckled skin, unlike a raisin
she struts down the street
in her pink flip-flopped feet
and her firey good looks are just blazin'

Readers: if D has written a limerick for you, too, do share!

Barack, I did puja for you today...